The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said,
“My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating.”The teacher said,That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not
‘fascinating’.”
Sally raised her hand. She said,
“My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said,“Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny
raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided …
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big
she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried
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