Fred Was Crying When He Got His DNA Test

You never quite know what to expect when you take a DNA test. Sometimes, you may even get a surprise that completely changes your life.

When the man in the following joke took a DNA test, he had to question his life up until that point. It’s a sad situation that some people face after taking such a test, but it’s a funny joke that we can all laugh at.

Laughter is something that we should all enjoy every day. Here’s your opportunity to get a good laugh before the day goes on any longer.

Fred came home from University in tears.

“Mum, am I adopted?”

“No, of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?

Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived on the other side of the city.

Perturbed, his mother called her husband.

“Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and… and… I don’t know how to say this… he may not be our son.”

“Well, obviously!” he replied.

“What do you mean?”

“It was your idea in the first place” her husband continued.

“You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him?”

“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.”

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