A Biker Learns The Hard Truth About Who He Is

There are people of all types in this world and sometimes, we may have two very different people that get together and change the way we think on certain matters. It doesn’t happen very often but when it does happen, the effects can be profound.

An example of this is seen in the following joke that involves a woman who goes into a bar and sits next to a biker. In a conversation that is really as diverse as it could be in such a situation, they part ways, but not without having an impact on each other.

Jokes are funny for different reasons but this joke is funny, both for the story and for the punchline.

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”

He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley. As a little boy, I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I’ve been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”

She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.”

Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”

He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”

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