A brunette who really hated blondes
A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that…
Ted and his wife were working in their garden
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I…
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her…
A Woman Passes Her Daughter’s Closed Bedroom
As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a…
Husband and wife funny Joke
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…
An Orange Ball
A man enters the emergency room with two black eyes, multiple lacerations, and a seven iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor pulls him into one of…
Husband made a snide remark about his wife’s weight and her response is absolutely perfect..
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take…
A Child Dials 911 Seeking Assistance From Police Officer
A child dialed 911 seeking help, but it wasn’t for an emergency. Instead, he needed assistance with his math homework. Mistaking the emergency hotline as a general…
Lemon Cake..
*ingredients: °2 cups all-purpose flour ° 2 teaspoons of yeast ° 1/2 teaspoon salt °1/2 cup unsalted butter at room temperature °1 cup granulated sugar °2 large…
Dolly Parton Praises James Woods – ‘One Of The Greatest Actors Of All Time’
The liberal world of Hollywood has long been trying to “cancel” James Woods for being unapologetic about his conservative views, but one person who is standing by…