The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their…

A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that…

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I…

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her…

As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a…

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…

A man enters the emergency room with two black eyes, multiple lacerations, and a seven iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor pulls him into one of…

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take…