A blonde got tired of everyone treating her like she was dumb so she decided to dye her hair brown.<\/p>\n
She went out and about in the world to prove that she was smart.<\/p>\n
She came upon a sheep farmer and thought it would make the perfect opportunity to show off her brains.<\/p>\n
The now brunette blonde asked the farmer if she could have one of his sheep if she could correctly guess how many sheep there were.<\/p>\n
The farmer looked at his sheep that were jumping and running about and thought to himself \u201cthat would be impossible\u201d so he allowed her to guess.<\/p>\n
After a few minutes, the woman correctly guessed the number at 129.<\/p>\n
The farmer was amazed so he let her pick one of the sheep.<\/p>\n
The woman walked into the middle \u2026<\/p>\n
The woman walked into the middle of the heard, picked up a fuzzy little critter and walked back to the farmer.<\/p>\n
The farmer smiled at her and said \u201cIf I can correctly guess what color your hair is can I have my dog back?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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