{"id":1191,"date":"2023-07-21T20:31:46","date_gmt":"2023-07-21T20:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=1191"},"modified":"2023-07-21T20:31:46","modified_gmt":"2023-07-21T20:31:46","slug":"funny-joke-%e2%80%a3-years-5-chemistry-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=1191","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke \u2023 Years 5 Chemistry Class"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My son got sent home from school today.<\/p>\n<p>He had been suspended for running around the girls\u2019 toilets with his privates hanging out. Seems he had done it for a bet.<\/p>\n<p>Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far.<\/p>\n<p>However, he was having none of it and stuck by the suspension.<\/p>\n<p>Getting a bit peeved, I asked him if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo\u201d, he said, \u201cI would rather have him teaching the Year 5 Chemistry class that he is paid to do!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My son got sent home from school today. He had been suspended for running around&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1192,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":50,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}