Johnny wanted to have make love with a girl in his office.<\/p>\n
But she belonged to someone else\u2026<\/p>\n
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, \u201cI\u2019ll give you a 100 if you let me have lovemaking with you.\u201d<\/p>\n
But the girl said, \u201cNO.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny said, \u201cI\u2019ll be fast. I\u2019ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I\u2019ll be finished by the time you pick it up.\u201d<\/p>\n
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.<\/p>\n
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.<\/p>\n
Her boyfriend says, \u201cAsk him for 200, pick up the money very fast, he won\u2019t even be able to get his pants down.\u201d<\/p>\n
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
\nHalf an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.<\/p>\n
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.<\/p>\n
She responded, \u201cThe bastard used coins!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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