A man enters the emergency room with two black eyes, multiple lacerations, and a seven iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor pulls him into one of the examining rooms and says, \u201cWhat the hell happened to you, my friend?\u201d
\n\u201cWell, doc,\u201d the man replies, \u201cIt\u2019s like this. My wife and I were out on the golf course off the eighth tee when we both wind up slicing into a cow pasture next to the course. So we both head into the pasture to see if we can find our balls. Now, doc, when we play, I usually play a white ball, and my wife plays an orange one.\u201d
\n\u201cSo what happened in the cow pasture?\u201d the doctor asks.
\n\u201cOkay, so we\u2019re hunting around for a few minutes, and neither one of us is having any luck. Then I notice this cow walking kind of funny and flicking her tail. So I go up, lift the cow\u2019s tail, and there\u2019s an orange ball lodged right in the cow\u2019s rectum!
\n\u201cSo I call over to my wife, lift the cow\u2019s tail for her to see, and I say, \u2018Hey, honey, this looks like yours!\u2019<\/p>\n
\u201cDoc, that\u2019s the last thing I remember\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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