{"id":159,"date":"2023-06-27T11:06:14","date_gmt":"2023-06-27T11:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=159"},"modified":"2023-06-27T11:06:14","modified_gmt":"2023-06-27T11:06:14","slug":"husband-and-wife-funny-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"Husband and wife funny Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The teacher asked the class to use the word \u201cfascinate\u201d in a sentence.<br \/>\nMolly put up her hand and said,<br \/>\n\u201cMy family went to my granddad\u2019s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was<br \/>\nfascinating.\u201dThe teacher said,That was good, but I wanted you to use the word \u2018fascinate,\u2019 not<br \/>\n\u2018fascinating\u2019.\u201d<br \/>\nSally raised her hand. She said,<br \/>\n\u201cMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.\u201d<br \/>\nThe teacher said,\u201cWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word \u2018fascinate\u2019.\u201dLittle Johnny<br \/>\nraised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.<br \/>\nShe finally decided \u2026<br \/>\nShe finally decided there was no way he could damage the word \u201cfascinate,\u201d so she called on him.<br \/>\nJohnny said, \u201cMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big<br \/>\nshe can only fasten eight!\u201d<br \/>\nThe teacher sat down and cried<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The teacher asked the class to use the word \u201cfascinate\u201d in a sentence. Molly put&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":161,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":55,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}