A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
\nShe asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn\u2019t have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
\n\u201cMonday\u2019s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,\u201d she said.
\nThe girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
\nAfter her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.She was surprised to see that the lass didn\u2019t have any p\u201d\u201d\u201dc hair.
\nHe didn\u2019t believe her, so she said: \u201cNext Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden.
\nI\u2019ll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.\u201d
\nSo the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: \u201cDo you shave?\u201d \u201cNo,\u201d replied the girl. \u201cI\u2019ve just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?\u201d
\n\u201cOh, yes,\u201d said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.
\nThe girl finished her bath and went to bed.
\nLater that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, \u201cDid you see it?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d he said, \u201cbut why the hell did you have to show her yours.\u201d
\n\u201cWhy ever are you worried about that?\u201d she said. \u201cYou\u2019ve seen it often enough before.\u201d
\n\u201cI know,\u201d he said\u2026. \u201cbut the bloody darts team hadn\u2019t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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