Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife<\/p>\n
and says: \u201cYour b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.<\/p>\n
\u201d With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife\u2019s b0ttom. \u201cYes, I was right, your b*tt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!! \u201d The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d he asks. She answers, \u201cDo you really think I\u2019m going to fire up this big-a$s grill for one little ween!e?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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