A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert<\/p>\n
when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the<\/p>\n
genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes<\/p>\n
in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars. \u2018Every blonde in the world will get two million.\u2019 The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man. \u2018Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.\u2019 The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. \u2018Now for your third wish.\u2019 said the genie. \u2018See that stick over there?\u2019, asked the brunette, \u2018I want you to beat me half to death with it.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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