After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria,<\/p>\n
The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly looking old lady.<\/p>\n
One of the lads decided to have a bit of fun at the woman\u2019s expense and, nudging one of his buddies under the table, suddenly remarked,<\/p>\n
\u201cDid your folks ever get married?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNope,\u201d replied his tablemate, picking up the put on.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow about you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey never bothered,\u201d answered the first young man.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s nothing,\u201d interrupted the third,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy mother doesn\u2019t even know who my father is.\u201d<\/p>\n
The elderly woman looked up from her coffee and said sweetly.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me, but would one of you little b@stards please pass the sugar?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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