{"id":2477,"date":"2023-09-10T19:54:40","date_gmt":"2023-09-10T19:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=2477"},"modified":"2023-09-10T19:54:40","modified_gmt":"2023-09-10T19:54:40","slug":"a-man-learns-a-valuable-lesson-about-wearing-underwear-in-public","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=2477","title":{"rendered":"A Man Learns A Valuable Lesson About Wearing Underwear In Public"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"page\" class=\"single\">\n<article class=\"article\">\n<div id=\"content_box\">\n<div id=\"post-59698\" class=\"g post post-59698 type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-funny tag-man-working-on-car-joke tag-wearing-underwear-joke has_thumb\">\n<div class=\"single_post\">\n<div class=\"post-single-content box mark-links entry-content\">\n<div class=\"thecontent\">\n<div id=\"tps_slideContainer_59698\" class=\"theiaPostSlider_slides\">\n<div>\n<p>Ever since we were young, we were likely told that we should wear clean underwear when we go outside. It was a suggestion that our mother gave to us and there was a truth behind it that many people don\u2019t realize.<\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t understand why your mother was telling you those things as a youngster, it\u2019s perhaps because she experienced something in life that taught her the truth first. That is expressed clearly in the following joke about a man who was doing a car repair in a Florida parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I don\u2019t know why these funny things always happen in Florida but they do seem to be a regular occurrence. Regardless, it\u2019s worth reading because you get a good laugh at the scenario.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.<\/p>\n<p>The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.<\/p>\n<p>On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.<\/p>\n<p>Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.<\/p>\n<p>On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.<\/p>\n<p>The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches on his forehead.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since we were young, we were likely told that we should wear clean underwear&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2478,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":54,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2477\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}