A husband went to the police station to file a \u201cmissing person\u201d report for his missing wife:<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn\u2019t come back yet.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cWhat is her height?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI never checked.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cSlim or healthy?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cNot slim, she can be healthy.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cColour of eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cNever noticed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: Colour of hair?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cIt changes according to season.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cWhat was she wearing?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cNot sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.\u201d<\/p>\n
It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions.<\/p>\n
It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cDon\u2019t worry sir, we will find your car!\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cWas she driving?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cTell me the type and colour of the car?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cA black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.<\/p>\n
It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions.<\/p>\n
It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cDon\u2019t worry sir, we will find your car!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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