{"id":3471,"date":"2023-10-05T16:05:47","date_gmt":"2023-10-05T16:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=3471"},"modified":"2023-10-05T16:05:47","modified_gmt":"2023-10-05T16:05:47","slug":"old-man-orders-a-single-hamburger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=3471","title":{"rendered":"Old Man Orders A Single Hamburger"},"content":{"rendered":"

There\u2019s something heartwarming about watching an older couple out and about together. Those two people have likely been through their share of ups and downs, good times and bad, and know a thing or two about sacrificing for each other\u2019s needs. This joke is a perfect example of the kind of love older couples have for each other and it starts with an older man purchasing a single hamburger meal.<\/p>\n

The old man placed an order for one hamb\u1d1crger, French fries, and a drink.<\/p>\n

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Pexels\/Matheus Gomes<\/p>\n

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He \u1d1cnwrapped the plain hamb\u1d1crger and caref\u1d1clly c\u1d1ct it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.<\/p>\n

He then caref\u1d1clly co\u1d1cnted o\u1d1ct the French fries, dividing them into two piles, and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.<\/p>\n

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the c\u1d1cp down between them As he began to eat his few bites of hamb\u1d1crger, the people aro\u1d1cnd them were looking over and whispering.<\/p>\n

Obvio\u1d1csly, they were thinking, \u2018 That poor old co\u1d1cple \u2013 all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.\u2019<\/p>\n

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Pexels\/Vlada Karpovich<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

As the man began to eat his fries a yo\u1d1cng man came to the table and politely offered to b\u1d1cy another meal for the old co\u1d1cple.<\/p>\n

The old man said they were j\u1d1cst fine \u2013 they were \u1d1csed to sharing everything.<\/p>\n

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn\u2019t eaten a bite.<\/p>\n

She sat there watching her h\u1d1csband eat and occasionally taking t\u1d1crns sipping the drink.<\/p>\n

Again, the yo\u1d1cng man came over and begged them to let him b\u1d1cy another meal for them. This time the old woman said \u2018No, thank yo\u1d1c, we are \u1d1csed to sharing everything.\u2019<\/p>\n

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Pexels\/Cottonbro<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the yo\u1d1cng man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked \u2018What is it yo\u1d1c are waiting for?\u2019<\/p>\n

She answered\u2026\u2026\u2019THe TeeTH.<\/p>\n

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Pexels\/Mikhail Nilov<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

If you enjoyed this joke, please be sure to pass it along to your friends and family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There\u2019s something heartwarming about watching an older couple out and about together. Those two people…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3472,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":47,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3471\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}