The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war.<\/p>\n
The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins.<\/p>\n
He got to a phone and called her right away.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh honey, I\u2019m so happy,\u201d he said<\/p>\n
\u201cWho took you to the hospital?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband was horrified<\/p>\n
\u201cBut, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife answered, \u201cWe have a girl and a boy<\/p>\n
Joe named the girl De-niece.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband interrupted, \u201cWell, that\u2019s not so bad<\/p>\n
What did he name the boy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJoe named the boy De-nephew.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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