A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge,
\nso they stop.<\/p>\n
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to commit suicide,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n
While he doesn\u2019t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn\u2019t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, before you jump, why don\u2019t you give me a kiss?\u201d<\/p>\n
She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.<\/p>\n
After she\u2019s finished, the tough, hairy biker says,<\/p>\n
\u201cWow! That was the best kiss I\u2019ve ever had!<\/p>\n
That\u2019s a real talent you\u2019re wasting.<\/p>\n
You could be famous.<\/p>\n
Why are you committing suicide?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy parents don\u2019t like me dressing up like a girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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