What age comes to mind when someone is mentioned as being \u201cold\u201d? That age keeps getting older as we move closer to it, so this is a fascinating question. When we are young, we may consider someone in their 30s to be old, but when we are 50 or older, we consider someone in their 70s to be still relatively young.<\/p>\n
Many people have a misperception about \u201cold\u201d people, which is that as you get older, you start to lose the zest for life. This 70-year-old widow disproves that theory by placing a husband-wanted ad in the newspaper.
\nA lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again\u2026 She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:<\/p>\n
\u201cHusband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.\u201d<\/p>\n
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re not really asking me to consider you, are you?\u201d the widow asked: \u201cJust look at you \u2013 you have no legs!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old gent smiled: \u201cTherefore, I cannot run around on you!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou don\u2019t have any arms either!\u201d she snorted.
\nAgain, the old man smiled: \u201cTherefore, I can never beat you!\u201d<\/p>\n
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: \u201cAre you still good in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile, and said: \u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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