A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch.<\/p>\n
She asks what\u2019s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house undressed.<\/p>\n
So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed undressed and sweaty.<\/p>\n
She asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n
He replies, \u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack.\u201d<\/p>\n
She says \u201cI\u2019m going to call 911, while I\u2019m really looking for my sister.\u201d<\/p>\n
She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the undressed, and gives her a slap, \u201cHow dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you\u2019re running around scaring the kids!\u201d\u2026READ MORE BELOW :<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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