A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.<\/p>\n
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.<\/p>\n
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.<\/p>\n
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.<\/p>\n
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, \u201cPardon me, ma\u2019am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, \u201cNo he didn\u2019t. He just walked in the door.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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