A Roman Catholic Priest is on his way to Rome, when he runs into an old childhood friend.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy goodness, Mary! How have you been\u201d he says.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, could be better,\u201d she says.\u201dMy husband Robert and I have been trying to have children for the past fifteen years, but we are barren.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019am so sorry \u201c, says the priest. \u201cI am on the pilgrimage to Rome and I promise to light a candle for you in the Great Cathedral!\u201d<\/p>\n
Mary thanks him and after chatting a little, they part ways.<\/p>\n
Five lears latter, the priest us eating dinner, when there\u2019s a knock on the door. <\/p>\n
He opens it and to his surprise, it\u2019s Mary\u2019s husband \u2013 Robert!.<\/p>\n
\u201cI am so glad, I found you.\u201d, he exclaims. \u201cRemember that candle you lit for Mary, years ago? Well, Mary and I now has two sets of twins and a set of triplets and I just found out she is pregnant with quadruplets!\u201d<\/p>\n
Robert then hands the priest an all expenses-paid ticket to Rome.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh my, Robert\u201d, says the priest. \u201cYour joy is my joy. You didn\u2019t need to give me a thank you gift.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh no, its not a thank you\u201d, says Robert\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s so that you can go and blow out that damb candle.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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