Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cMom, what are those things on your chest!?\u201d<\/p>\n
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.<\/p>\n
Johnny didn\u2019t forget.<\/p>\n
The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she\u2019ll float to heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny thinks that\u2019s neat and asks no more questions.<\/p>\n
A few weeks later, Johnny\u2019s\u2019 dad comes home from work a few hours early.<\/p>\n
Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,<\/p>\n
\u201cDaddy! Daddy! Mommy\u2019s dying!!\u201d<\/p>\n
His father says,<\/p>\n
\u201cCalm down son! Why do you think Mommy\u2019s dying?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cUncle Harry is blowing up Mommy\u2019s\u2019 balloons and she\u2019s screaming, \u201cOh God, I\u2019m coming!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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