A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.<\/p>\n
The woman perks up and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cHow about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a coincidence,\u201d he said,<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is a special day for me, I\u2019m celebrating.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is a special day for me, too, and I\u2019m also celebrating!\u201d says the woman.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a coincidence,\u201d says the man.<\/p>\n
As they clinked glasses he asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you celebrating?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I\u2019m pregnant!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a coincidence,\u201d says the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they\u2019re finally laying fertilized eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s great!\u201d says the woman,<\/p>\n
\u201cHow did your chickens become fertile?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI switched cocks,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n
She smiled and said, \u201cWhat a coincidence!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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