A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
\nThe next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf. She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest.
\n\u201cHow much is it?\u201d she asked.
\n\u201cOne hundred and fifty dollars,\u201d he replied.
\nShe felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
\n\u201cBut it comes with an inscription,\u201d he said.
\n\u201cWhat kind of inscription?\u201d she asked.
\n\u201cWhatever you wish,\u201d he explained, \u201cbut one of the old golfers favourites is, \u2018NEVER UP, NEVER IN.\u201d
\n\u201cOh, that will never do!\u201d exclaimed the wife. \u201cThat\u2019s what started the argument in the first place!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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