{"id":948,"date":"2023-07-17T21:56:09","date_gmt":"2023-07-17T21:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=948"},"modified":"2023-07-17T21:56:09","modified_gmt":"2023-07-17T21:56:09","slug":"funny-joke-mrs-parks-asked-her-class-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=948","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke \u2013 Mrs. Parks, asked her class"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cWhich human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, \u201cYou should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I\u2019m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, \u201cWhich body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Little Mary\u2019s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, \u201cBoy, is she going to get in big trouble!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, \u201cAnybody?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, \u201cThe body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Parks said, \u201cVery good, Billy,\u201d then turned to Mary and continued.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn\u2019t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cWhich human body part increases to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":949,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":37,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}