The rumors of Kathy Griffin\u2019s demise aren\u2019t only true, they\u2019re extremely understated.<\/p>\n
According to sources in Malibu, Kathy Griffin lives in a cheap motel about three miles from the beach frequented by professional escorts and preferred by adulterers. For legal reasons, we can\u2019t mention it by name, but we can confirm that it may or may not exist..<\/p>\n
Griffin is there because her bankruptcy went through, leaving her with a small amount of cash and bad credit, and her comedy tour was a complete flop. She reportedly spends her days pretending to be a 15-year-old boy trolling Roseanne Barr on X. The last phase of her plastic surgery\u2026didn\u2019t go well..<\/p>\n
\u201cBasically, she\u2019s over and broke, because she went woke,\u201d said Motel Manager Joe Barron, \u201cEveryone here knows it. She\u2019s friendly with the Wiccans in 13 and 14, so she\u2019s got some peeps still. And we\u2019re the third cheapest in Malibu, not THE cheapest.\u201d<\/p>\n
ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole ran the story down personally as part of our fact-checking process and found that the motel in question was likely fictional and that the whole thing was a \u201ccrock of bullhonkey.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou made it up, Flagg,\u201d she said in her report, \u201cI suppose you want In-N-Out while I\u2019m here.\u201d<\/p>\n
Well heck yeah, patriot. God bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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