{"id":9628,"date":"2024-02-25T16:35:59","date_gmt":"2024-02-25T16:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=9628"},"modified":"2024-02-25T16:35:59","modified_gmt":"2024-02-25T16:35:59","slug":"during-a-sermon-a-pastor-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/used82.com\/?p=9628","title":{"rendered":"During a sermon, a pastor announced\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marital relationships can be rather complex and sometimes marriages are difficult to sustain.<\/p>\n<p>The following joke, which will certainly make you laugh, gives a fun insight of the relationship between men and women.<\/p>\n<p>During a sermon a pastor announced, \u201cIf you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>All the men in the church moved to left except one man.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6011 entered litespeed-loaded\" src=\"http:\/\/teknolojibura.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/pexels-pavel-danilyuk-7317722-684x1024-1-2.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 684px) 100vw, 684px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teknolojibura.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/pexels-pavel-danilyuk-7317722-684x1024-1-2.jpg 684w, https:\/\/teknolojibura.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/pexels-pavel-danilyuk-7317722-684x1024-1-2-200x300.jpg 200w\" alt=\"\" width=\"684\" height=\"1024\" data-lazyloaded=\"1\" data-placeholder-resp=\"684x1024\" data-src=\"http:\/\/teknolojibura.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/pexels-pavel-danilyuk-7317722-684x1024-1-2.jpg\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/teknolojibura.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/pexels-pavel-danilyuk-7317722-684x1024-1-2.jpg 684w, https:\/\/teknolojibura.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/pexels-pavel-danilyuk-7317722-684x1024-1-2-200x300.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 684px) 100vw, 684px\" data-ll-status=\"loaded\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Pexels<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The pastor was happy there was at least one strong man and asked him least one strong man, and asked him, \u201cHow come your wife can\u2019t control you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man quietly replied, \u201cIt\u2019s my wife who told me not to move.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marital relationships can be rather complex and sometimes marriages are difficult to sustain. The following&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"views":36,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/used82.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}